Mothers are the best."Do you like it?" he asked. I did, and I asked him where he'd heard it.
Mothers are the best.
Mothers really are the best.
"I just thought of it," he said.
Unfortunately, an hour later we had this little exchange:
Four-year-old: "What the heck is that?!"
That sounded a little rude coming out of a four-year-old's mouth, so I said:
"How about you try 'what in the world' instead of 'what the heck', okay honey?"
Four-year-old: "Okay mama. What in the world is that fucking thing?"